Old Head Young Clothes

Old Head, 82 years old. Comfort Dickie’s, baseball cap, and two canes (two chains not shown). Asked for directions to the math building, as he was late for a Calculus class beginning at the “god hour”.

Overcoat proves that Wu-Tang is (also) for the (people with grand)children.

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Old head. 54 years old. Pictured here in hijab, Prada bifocals, and Concords. Purse manufacturer not immediately known. Baby Phat? Said her “sneaker game is craaaazy”. Bookmarked her Zane novel with a “Hoodies & Stilettos” party flyer to wink then whisper “Wait ‘til I cop them Yeezys doe, Insha’Allah.” (reader submitted).

Old head. 63 years old. State Property jean jacket. Withdrawing money to “put on the homie’s commissary”. Overheard asking the teller if there was a JPay kiosk. He was  informed that they don’t offer those kinds of services. (via @goinradiodotcom)

Old Head. 67 years old. Beats By Dre, Mp3 player by Apple. Music by Meek Mill.

Old head. 57 years old. Extremely rare, limited edition Jiggie Wear jacket. Crisp, white Champion super hoodie. Ordered a “Happy Meal in a regular bag” from McDonald’s, and insisted the pink donut with sprinkles was for his “Queen”. Spizikes not shown. (via @abu718)

Old head. 53 years old. Salt and Pepper ponytail with subtle traces of baby hair. Oversized Rocawear hoodie paired with abruptly tailored jeans. Yellow Cheese crocs to match detail in hoodie. Unclear on designer of overcoat. Marmot? Age appropriate cane for stability. Model was compensated.

Old head. Approximately 42-45 years old. Fitted cap to the back, durag, wheat Timberlands. Plaid jacket. Age appropriate matching denim. In-Ear Beats headphones not shown. Rapid arm movement while reciting lyrics to “Ante Up.”

Old Head. Celebrating his 83rd birthday at Burger King. Photographed here in a forest green bubblegoose and Rocawear jeans.

Asked everyone to empty the soda out of their refill cups, festively gifting patrons with shots of Smirnoff Apple.

The inset picture is a “mean mug”. I was banished from the table for not being able to hold my liquor.

Every once in a while, this blog inspires the children of Old Heads in Young Clothes to submit their parents photos for internet recognition.

While most of our readers contend that dressing like your great-grandchild is a time-honored New York tradition, this is the life of a 69-year-old card holding AARP member in Savannah, Georgia.

Old Head. Caucasian male. Approximately 60 years old. Karl Kani leather jacket. Had surprisingly retained a strong blaccent, which Caucasians tend to drop at around 25 years old or so.  Paid a phone bill, then asked the sales associate “what that mouth do?” Presumably from Brownsville, Brooklyn.